A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them,
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.Just after
getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home
unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the
cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
After a little while the little boy says, "Dark in
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting
to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says,
"Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"OK How much this time?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy,
"Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and
have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for and
The boy says, "To a friend of mine for a $1,000."
The father says, "That's a terrible thing to do,
overcharging your friend like that". "That's four
times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to
take you to church and make you confess your terrible
They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the
The boy says, "Dark in here".
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again you
little prick, you're in my cupboard now"!!