Ha ha ha.
Immigration
A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England
He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me into your country, giving me housing, food, free medical care and free education!'
The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'
This person says, 'I no British, I Polish.'
He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful things in England!'
This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not English!'
Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
She says," No, I am from Africa!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
The African lady checks her watch and says ..
' Probably at work!! ' :xD
He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me into your country, giving me housing, food, free medical care and free education!'
The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'
This person says, 'I no British, I Polish.'
He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful things in England!'
This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not English!'
Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
She says," No, I am from Africa!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
The African lady checks her watch and says ..
' Probably at work!! ' :xD
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Nice one Paulie :xD I dont suppose this would apply to Chavs tho'? :xD
Nothing beats a bit of old fashioned casual racism...
How true is this!! HAHAHAHA :xD
All the Brits are over here working in Dubai where the tax regime is bearable (0% tax but you pay for what you use).Deckedr32 said:How true is this!! HAHAHAHA :xD
Super Unleaded is a mere 19p per litre, the R32 was only 66% of the price in the UK, but I do have to pay rent at an extortionate rate (125% of the UK average UK salary goes as my rent for one year, in a single payment upfront)! So there are downsides.
P.S. And also where the government make things happen!! Just bear in mind how long it takes to approve new schools/hospitals etc in the UK!
Gordon the goffer Brown recons that immigration is good for the economy and good for the growth of the country.Only thing growth wise I can see it's good for is population and tax increases.Tosser Brown:angry::angry:
They contribute 27p each to the economy? :xD
And cost how much? LOLrichardshek said:They contribute 27p each to the economy? :xD
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