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·So I was just about to go into the corner shop, when a gleaming black S-Line A5 comes down the road.
Being one of the most beautiful cars on the planet I found myself staring, just as it was passing, much to the interest of its driver, who had a 'what the f**k' look on his face.
In that split second, I thought 'how can I defuse this uncomfortable situation?' and the best my stupid brain could muster was to give a nod of approval.
And to my horror, it then became apparent that the driver hadn't seen me in the first place, as, as soon as I started nodding, he snapped his head around and shot a glare at me which said, 'are you gay or just simple?!'
And in that moment, I, who was still nodding like the Churchill dog, just wished the ground would swallow me whole.
I just hope I don't bump into the guy in Asda.
Being one of the most beautiful cars on the planet I found myself staring, just as it was passing, much to the interest of its driver, who had a 'what the f**k' look on his face.
In that split second, I thought 'how can I defuse this uncomfortable situation?' and the best my stupid brain could muster was to give a nod of approval.
And to my horror, it then became apparent that the driver hadn't seen me in the first place, as, as soon as I started nodding, he snapped his head around and shot a glare at me which said, 'are you gay or just simple?!'
And in that moment, I, who was still nodding like the Churchill dog, just wished the ground would swallow me whole.
I just hope I don't bump into the guy in Asda.