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A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" - a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles - a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into "mechaphilia". He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay."

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 "car lovers" brought together by internet forums.

My Car Is My Lover is on Five on Wednesday, May 28.

:eek: i love my car...but....
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...and if your wondering how?

the forum i found this on linked to this beauty of a how to guide lmao

you have been warned.....or educated lol

Clicky Clicky

Just hope he finds a HOT exhaust,lol.
That's just beyond weird!

... will I watch the programme, probably yes!
Maddness, do they class cars with a jap style exhuast as a bit of a loose woman lol.
[quote name='Slapbladder']back of an R32 must be like a 3some :)[/QUOTE
he does LOOK the type though doesnt he :D

does this answer the jap zorst question?? notice the cupping action lol :D

his dream shag....airwolf....

the older woman....

LMAO :xD.......


oooh you big round helicoptery love godess.....who's ya daddy...

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Slapbladder said:
back of an R32 must be like a 3some :)

imagine a M3, gangbang!!!

what the hell would you do if you found some perv jerking into your exhust one evening???.. freaky!!!
I am beyond disturbed at the wrongness......
Ok VC, I know we've had strange google ads like....gay parsnips!:eek: But, this tops it all!!!!:xD:xD:xD
Cant stop laughing at this,

Must be a name for this ?
caxton01 said:
Cant stop laughing at this,

Must be a name for this ?

so in otherwords r32oc.com is a porno site for him :D
caxton01 said:
Cant stop laughing at this,

Must be a name for this ?
I believe the term is "mechaphilia", but I can't find anything on this.. and I'd rather not :D
D'oh. VC you're post wasn't there a minute ago!
Mattchaps said:
I believe the term is "mechaphilia", but I can't find anything on this.. and I'd rather not :D
theres no need to.... you could just buy the book from
lol :)

Editorial Reviews

Product Description

The personal journey of one man to come to terms with his unique (or so he thought) desire for inanimate objects, specifically machines. He passionately journals his transformation into awareness of his sexuality (mechaphilia), his new relationships (queer and straight), and his long, unfinished struggle for acceptance from his friends and family.

read the reviews lol J. Curtis says: this articulate memoir made it seem not only plausible, but even attractive
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VC , See you have looked into this, (Just worried that you can buy a used book on Amazon)

Think in Product Description you have mispelt "Come to terms".lol.
ok what is going on haha?
on another forum i read, they too have a thread about "Love making to a car" o_O

d4n said:
ok what is going on haha?
on another forum i read, they too have a thread about "Love making to a car" o_O

"Unsurprisingly, Jordan from Missouri, USA, describes himself as a bit of a loner - though he has now made friends with another mechaphile over the internet." lol :D

btw, why on earth are you on the 'closer' website lol :D

no-one should willingly look at fern brittain holding a rivita...its just not right on so many levels of blokeness i tell you...not right...
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