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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the
pores and
makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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My skin is dull, rough and never glows. I've started getting skin rashes and blemishes and I'm starting to think I may have dermatitis. My muscles are weak despite having to support my severely overweight body. My uneasiness has escalated into depression which I'm putting down to never being offered sex. I've resorted to using Ketamine to fall asleep.

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day. I've got a splitting headache and a stuffy nose so after I've been to see the dentist who's removing my build up of plaque I'll pop into Boots and pick up some medicine along with another pack of hayfever tablets.

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davefish said:
My skin is dull, rough and never glows. I've started getting skin rashes and blemishes and I'm starting to think I may have dermatitis. My muscles are weak despite having to support my severely overweight body. My uneasiness has escalated into depression which I'm putting down to never being offered sex. I've resorted to using Ketamine to fall asleep.

Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day. I've got a splitting headache and a stuffy nose so after I've been to see the dentist who's removing my build up of plaque I'll pop into Boots and pick up some medicine along with another pack of hayfever tablets.

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fun to be you dude! is it reallt THAT bad? :afraid:
 

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i fear an edisode of 'Yo momma...' coming on !
 
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