Worst pain ever?

The worst pain I recall would be waking up on a Saturday morning in bed and I couldnt move a muscle without an excruciating pain in my side. I fell back to sleep because the pain when I moved to get out of bed was so immense.

I think this occurred because the previous night I went into town with some friends from work and when we left one pub imparticular we took the stairs from the first floor back down to the ground floor. I went to jokingly push a colleague down the stairs but in my drunken state I fell down the stairs myself, I leaped a complete flight of stairs in this small pub and landed on my side (kidney area) hitting the handrail.
I was rather drunk and the pain soon dissipated and we continued the night drinking our pain away. Next morning the agony began!

I eventually woke up again on that Saturday after the friday night before still in extreme agony but there wasnt much I could do. My phone was on the table to the side of my bed but my side hurt so much that I couldnt even reach the phone to call anyone for help. I decided that I was just being stupid and everything will be fine so I didnt want to call anyone to hassle them over nothing.

I eventually made it out of bed by rolling over as this was the only way to cause the least pain to my side. I had to crawl very very slowly around because I couldnt stand up because the pain was so immense. I tried to go about my usual saturday chores but failed miserably.
I tried to stand up, the pain was awful. I decided I HAVE to stand up regardless of the pain once I am standing up I will be fine. Eventually managed to stand up, went to get a glass from the bottom of the dishwasher to get myself a drink and couldnt bend down far at all, slowly bent my knees to get lower to the glass I had my eye on but oddly even this extremely hurt my side.

Eventually got the glass, still couldnt believe how much pain I was in. I was thinking how silly I must look if someone else had been there because I normally look like a perfectly able bodied person but this pain has reduced me to an invalid. I briefly dwelled upon the idea that I may be stuck like this and began to wonder how people manage who have this kind of problem 24/7. They must take pain killers all the time.

Anyway enough of the minute by minute description but suffice to say the pain got a little better enough so that I could go to work.

I would still be going about my daily business then all of a sudden I would get a quick sharp excruciating pain in my side but over time it healed.

I think it may have been a muscle tear or something similar from that staircase fall which did it.

Hhhmm I'm like the white version of Samuel L Jackson in that film Unbreakable !

Having had dairy allergies for the first 7 years of my life as a kid, i've ended up with a pretty bad calcium deficciency (? spelling). Net result = brittle bones.

Broken:
Both collar bones (1 twice)
About 6 fingers
Both thumbs (1 twice)
4/5 toes
Back (only in 1 place VC - the big vertibrae at the bottom, above the croxix)
1 arm
1 wrist

Touch wood, no legs (yet)

And the worst... 3 ribs (all at once) - can't move, cough, laugh, sneeze, breath! :shot: